Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

40 minutes ago



2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era


omfg i remember this

40 minutes ago


i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 


Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

40 minutes ago




i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle
parks and rec: a summary
Most to least likely to murder someone


  1. Scorpio
  2. Aries
  3. Sagittarius
  4. Capricorn
  5. Gemini
  6. Aquarius
  7. Virgo
  8. Leo
  9. Libra
  10. Pisces
  11. Cancer
  12. Taurus

45 minutes ago

Imagine a Deadpool/Winter Soldier crossover in which Deadpool refers to Bucky as

"your friendly, neighborhood soviet assassin"

1 hour ago

I was watching Parks and Rec when this happened and I almost choked on my sandwich

If the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 soundtrack isn’t titled “Awesome Mix vol.2” I will riot

1 hour ago

walk into school like


1 hour ago


From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif


1 hour ago